1 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,580 July 17, 5 p.m. 2 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:54,260 STEAMSHIP “Normandy » ARRIVAL FROM NEW YORK 3 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,920 Second service. 4 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:06,240 In an instant, second service, second service. 5 00:02:10,655 --> 00:02:14,135 Sit down. Wait for me. I'm going dinner, I have half an hour. 6 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,680 So I'm not having dinner? 7 00:02:15,759 --> 00:02:17,352 You keep the bag. 8 00:02:17,377 --> 00:02:19,560 If we lost him that would be pretty. 9 00:02:19,656 --> 00:02:22,640 It contains our papers and my money. 10 00:02:24,615 --> 00:02:27,243 And you, your money, where did you place it? 11 00:02:27,268 --> 00:02:29,280 In defense bonds. 12 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,728 I'm telling you about the 10,000 F that I have for you given to keep when leaving the boat. 13 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,440 They are in my wallet...! 14 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,080 - Wait for me kindly. - Say, I'm terribly hungry. 15 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,080 I'll bring you a sandwich, an orange and a half beer. 16 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,400 I would prefer a steak with apples with a little natural champagne. 17 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,080 You know very well that the doctor has you prohibits red meats and white wine. 18 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,638 So, a little cold veal with a bottle of red. 19 00:02:52,663 --> 00:02:54,743 You will eat what I bring. 20 00:02:54,764 --> 00:02:56,253 I don't want that you get sick. 21 00:02:56,278 --> 00:02:57,320 Good, ma'am! 22 00:02:57,352 --> 00:02:59,662 - How ? - Good, cousin! 23 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,784 - Fernand! - Good, Toutoune! 24 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:10,220 This lady looks good take care of yourself, sir 25 00:03:10,245 --> 00:03:12,239 Ah, she is very brave, what do you want? 26 00:03:12,264 --> 00:03:15,288 - My health worries him. - Are you sick? 27 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,016 I have aerophagia. 28 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:21,253 Great God! what is what is this disease? 29 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,824 It consists of swallowing air while eating. 30 00:03:25,849 --> 00:03:26,876 Is that serious? 31 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:28,005 If it's serious? 32 00:03:28,092 --> 00:03:32,017 Sir... it's deadly! 33 00:03:32,275 --> 00:03:34,161 When you swallow your food... 34 00:03:34,186 --> 00:03:38,815 you digest them but the air, the air, you keep it. 35 00:03:38,846 --> 00:03:43,375 So it forms in your stomach a kind of balloon that inflates... 36 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,966 ..which swells... 37 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:48,855 It hurts your liver, it squeezes your spleen, 38 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,939 it compresses your intestines, 39 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,060 and it tugs at your heart. 40 00:03:53,085 --> 00:03:54,645 Not contagious, at least? 41 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,080 No. 42 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:59,385 It's up to you to taste the food. 43 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:01,842 All the same, sir, we must not exaggerate. 44 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:05,672 If you take good care to chew food without opening your mouth, 45 00:04:05,726 --> 00:04:08,063 the air does not enter. 46 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,175 If you allow me I will show how it should be done. 47 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,135 But go ahead! 48 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,080 Send the napkin. 49 00:04:14,368 --> 00:04:18,088 - I'll break you a hard-boiled egg. - That's it, ma'am. Break it, madam, break it. 50 00:04:18,181 --> 00:04:21,490 - I'll pour you a glass of wine. - Pour, sir, pour. 51 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:22,528 Very useful. 52 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:25,639 Thank you, ma'am. 53 00:04:26,553 --> 00:04:27,833 So ! 54 00:04:27,992 --> 00:04:32,007 The egg, there! Look closely. 55 00:04:32,032 --> 00:04:35,032 Technical demonstration. 56 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:54,988 - There you go! - Well done, well done! 57 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:57,537 if only I a breath of air came in, 58 00:04:57,562 --> 00:05:00,137 I want to be change the head position. 59 00:05:00,815 --> 00:05:04,160 Now to drink, it's much more delicate. 60 00:05:04,577 --> 00:05:08,131 You pinch lightly nostrils, there! 61 00:05:08,156 --> 00:05:11,479 And you close your eyes left and you swallow. 62 00:05:17,579 --> 00:05:18,259 And that's it! 63 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:19,824 Well done, well done! 64 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,655 Thank you very much, madam. 65 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,049 There's nothing wrong with it, ma'am. 66 00:05:23,074 --> 00:05:24,794 Come down too in Marseille, madam? 67 00:05:24,819 --> 00:05:26,215 No, I'm stopping in Avignon. 68 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,114 I run the normal school there superior of young girls. 69 00:05:29,138 --> 00:05:31,134 Oh, lady, you belong to teaching. 70 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,015 Perhaps you too, madam? 71 00:05:33,046 --> 00:05:34,506 I was a teacher formerly. 72 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,840 I raised the girls by Lorest Dane, 73 00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:38,574 who was governor of Canada. 74 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:41,860 I left these dear little ones ago ten years to marry a good man 75 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:44,344 who was holding a small hotel in Montreal. 76 00:05:44,932 --> 00:05:47,537 He died there 18 months ago. 77 00:05:47,579 --> 00:05:50,859 So this lady who is in the dining car, is she your cousin? 78 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:53,715 Yes, finally, she was not very long ago. 79 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:55,018 Is she not anymore? 80 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:58,042 No, because for six month, she is my wife. 81 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,778 Oh, you have married your cousin? 82 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:02,695 And there you have it. I was wrong, eh? 83 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,754 That is to say it is delicate, because of the children. 84 00:06:05,779 --> 00:06:08,078 These marriages between consanguineous, me, I... 85 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:09,535 Sorry if I cut you off, 86 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,716 but we are not... what you you said earlier, do you understand? 87 00:06:12,741 --> 00:06:15,982 Antoinette is my cousin, because she married my cousin, Fernand Espitalion 88 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:17,609 who died ago a year, poor guy. 89 00:06:17,634 --> 00:06:19,015 So what? 90 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,734 It opened in Montreal a small restaurant 91 00:06:21,759 --> 00:06:24,787 and a few years afterwards, he married my wife. 92 00:06:24,812 --> 00:06:27,688 Well, I mean, his. 93 00:06:27,713 --> 00:06:29,771 Well, ours, that is. 94 00:06:29,796 --> 00:06:31,258 It's exciting! 95 00:06:31,259 --> 00:06:33,914 Oh, but wait for the rest. She is captivating and romantic. 96 00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:35,677 Will you allow me? Pardon. 97 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,522 At that time, 98 00:06:38,546 --> 00:06:41,747 me, I was an orphan and an employee at Crédit Lyonnais in Aubagne. 99 00:06:41,772 --> 00:06:43,330 Needing an accountant, 100 00:06:43,354 --> 00:06:46,576 my husband brought his little one cousin and godson Fernand Espitalion. 101 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,199 He had a weakness for this one. 102 00:06:48,224 --> 00:06:51,375 Because he looked strangely like him and that both had the same name. 103 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:53,775 One evening last year, my cousin Fernand 104 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,746 suddenly felt arrived at the end of its existence. 105 00:06:56,779 --> 00:07:00,215 He had worn out all that good God had given him life, poor guy. 106 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:04,824 And he barely had enough left to go until the next morning. 107 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:07,779 He called for us, Antoinette and I, in his room, 108 00:07:07,811 --> 00:07:09,884 Ah, sir! 109 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,347 To remember, I had eyes getting wet. 110 00:07:13,379 --> 00:07:15,119 Give me some something to drink, please. 111 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,040 if you had seen, madame, in both tears, you know? 112 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:19,075 THANKS. 113 00:07:21,486 --> 00:07:23,108 It's sad, yes. 114 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,982 He took each of us a hand which trembled in his trembling hands. 115 00:07:28,007 --> 00:07:29,569 And he tells us like this, 116 00:07:29,593 --> 00:07:31,632 that he was going to see so truly 117 00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:34,564 the Good Mother looked like to the Virgin of the Station. 118 00:07:34,819 --> 00:07:37,182 Then addressing Antoinette, he said to her, 119 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:40,280 Toutoune, that makes me sorry to leave you. 120 00:07:40,439 --> 00:07:43,966 You have always been for me an honest and tender companion. 121 00:07:43,991 --> 00:07:46,355 Only, you are too young to remain a widow, 122 00:07:46,379 --> 00:07:49,668 and I wish you would fall in good hands. 123 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:53,682 And there can't be any better than those of the little one. 124 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:58,300 And the little one was me. 125 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:01,201 I'm going to Marseille to receive an inheritance there. 126 00:08:01,226 --> 00:08:02,725 Oh ! A big one? 127 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,750 I hope so. 128 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:05,825 But I still didn't know the exact amount 129 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:07,832 of the fortune that my aunt left me. 130 00:08:07,857 --> 00:08:10,338 Also, the first thing I will do when I arrive in Marseille 131 00:08:10,363 --> 00:08:12,051 will be to give me back at the notary. 132 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,608 I would leave my baggage storage... 133 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,354 ...Squeeze it for me. 134 00:08:20,379 --> 00:08:22,896 It's been ten years since I last squeezed the hand of a Marseillais is a pleasure. 135 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,455 I regret, but I'm from Lille. 136 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,934 - How ? - I'm from Lille. 137 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:27,395 - From Lille in the north? - Yes. 138 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,008 Take me back a little my handshake. 139 00:08:29,033 --> 00:08:30,833 - What is that, say? - Come on, come on! 140 00:08:30,939 --> 00:08:32,474 From Lille. 141 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,933 Oh, the good sea. 142 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,264 Oh, this city, it's paradise. 143 00:08:47,288 --> 00:08:50,061 But look at them. But look at them! 144 00:08:50,085 --> 00:08:53,067 During the week, at four o'clock in the afternoon, they play boules. 145 00:08:53,092 --> 00:08:55,395 Yes, and on Sunday, they work. 146 00:08:55,426 --> 00:08:58,041 Oh no, on Sunday, they play bowls again. 147 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,533 Yes, then come on. 148 00:09:02,272 --> 00:09:03,275 Are you coming, say? 149 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,988 Oh, Toutoune, leave me breathe the air of Marseille. 150 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:09,827 Oh, Good Mother. Sniff Toutoune, sniff. 151 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:13,899 It smells of the sea, of violets, bouillabaisse, sea urchin. 152 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:15,879 - Yes, are you coming? - I'm coming. 153 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:26,628 - Here we are! - Ah, here we are! 154 00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:28,627 Listen, Toutoune, it got to me do something to think 155 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,125 that maybe behind that door, 156 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:32,513 there are a million who waiting for you. Come on, shall we go? 157 00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:34,810 - No, we're not going there. - How can we not go there? 158 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,919 No, I'm going there, but you stay here. 159 00:09:39,003 --> 00:09:40,542 Should I stay here? 160 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:43,939 Listen, Toutoune, I am tired, you understand? Then I feel hot. 161 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:45,325 And I'm terribly thirsty. 162 00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:48,171 Maybe the notary, up there, he would offer us a pastis. 163 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:51,412 Come on, go, Toutoune, let me come up. 164 00:09:51,705 --> 00:09:54,865 Once again, I would ask you to do not discuss my decisions. 165 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:56,090 Especially on the street. 166 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,585 I have to maintain myself seriously with this notary. 167 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:00,066 You will wait for me very kindly here. 168 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,906 Listen, Antoinette, you exaggerate a little anyway. 169 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:04,419 You forget too often that I am your husband by day. 170 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,414 But at night you don't forget it. 171 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,590 Please, Fernand. 172 00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:09,797 Your thoughts are crude and inappropriate. 173 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,550 If I need you for a signature, I will send for you. 174 00:10:12,769 --> 00:10:14,156 Don't go away from here. 175 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,865 Be good, I don't have any barely for half an hour. 176 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:46,784 - An anise. - Yes. 177 00:10:47,395 --> 00:10:50,682 So, is that it? You Are you heading to Sidi Bel Abbès? 178 00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:52,291 Five years in the legion? 179 00:10:52,316 --> 00:10:53,859 Well, my poor thing, you have guts! 180 00:10:53,899 --> 00:10:56,250 I know it doesn't won't be easy, yes. 181 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:58,106 I'm fed up with Marseille. 182 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:00,665 A peasant next door put three weeks to prepare a case, 183 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:03,410 then falls on the policeman and six months in jail. 184 00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:08,265 No, definitely, I prefer adventure, the countryside, the “muchers” (women). 185 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:09,709 So when is it that you take the boat? 186 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,806 At six o'clock he disguises me as a police officer in Fort Saint-Jean. 187 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,765 At eleven o'clock we embarks for Oran. 188 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,344 Here, give that to me. 189 00:11:18,925 --> 00:11:21,572 What is this weirdo? 190 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:28,976 And remember that in the country Where I come from, you don't suck ice cream. 191 00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:30,801 No ? So what? 192 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:33,553 So, we walk on it. 193 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,570 But there aren't any outside. 194 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,058 In Canada, there, ice is everywhere. 195 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:44,405 On the ground, on the roofs, on the branches, on the rivers. 196 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,509 She's there like the sun is here, on all things. 197 00:11:47,547 --> 00:11:51,131 Hey, colleague, he must be cold in your country. 198 00:11:51,156 --> 00:11:53,695 If it's cold? Oh, my dear, take an example. 199 00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:56,428 If winter you are caught in the street with a little need, 200 00:11:56,478 --> 00:12:00,782 don't have fun satisfying him, because you would remain fixed to the ground. 201 00:12:00,839 --> 00:12:03,396 It's so cold in Canada, sir, 202 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:07,195 that the liquid freezes instantly upon contact with air. 203 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,220 This is not true! 204 00:12:08,358 --> 00:12:11,374 - How ? Isn't that true? - No, that's not true! 205 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,515 You are right, this is not true. 206 00:12:13,547 --> 00:12:17,195 But admit that for cold is cold. 207 00:12:18,192 --> 00:12:20,746 In short, madam, except error or omission, 208 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:24,059 we can estimate the fortune that leaves you Feu, madam your aunt. 209 00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:27,088 And this so much in goods furniture and buildings, 210 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:28,961 and including the bank deposits, 211 00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:33,994 to the approximate amount of 2 million 475,000 F. 212 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,499 2 million 475,000 F? 213 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,500 Yes, ma'am. 214 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,332 My God, Lord. 215 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,656 over an hour ago that she is up there. 216 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,545 I'm starting to have enough. 217 00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:50,322 I join her or I don't join her? 218 00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:54,066 Right, I'm joining her. 219 00:12:54,352 --> 00:12:56,154 And face it, I'm not joining her. 220 00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,510 Stack. 221 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:01,437 I don't join her anyway. 222 00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:12,935 He has a good mouth, that guy. 223 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,760 Do you know him? 224 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,760 No. 225 00:13:14,785 --> 00:13:17,035 It looks like a ripe pear at the end of a branch. 226 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,775 Ah, that's the instinct of hunter who wakes up. 227 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,251 You're not yet to the legion, Pierot. 228 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,809 Sorry, sir, wouldn't you have a match? 229 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,680 A match? But yes, sir. 230 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:35,845 No. 231 00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:37,766 No, no, I don't have matches, but I have a lighter. 232 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,768 A frozen lighter because... 233 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:45,057 No, that's not it. 234 00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:49,905 Where did I put this lighter? 235 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,609 When we travel, you know, it's... 236 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,858 Maybe there are enough embers in there to light a cigarette. 237 00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:03,090 With what's in there, you could set off fireworks. 238 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,004 Here it is! 239 00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:06,890 Bring the cigarette. 240 00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:12,058 What do you want? This lighter, he is like men. 241 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:15,219 With the heat it is, he has need to fill the tank. 242 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,780 Well, that's who is not difficult. 243 00:14:17,805 --> 00:14:19,414 In this bar across the street, there is enough alcohol 244 00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:21,285 for a lighter for two men who are thirsty. 245 00:14:21,316 --> 00:14:23,329 Will you make me pleasure of accepting a drink? 246 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,582 A drink? With pleasure and voluptuousness. 247 00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:29,989 Only, there it is, I cannot don't move from here, you understand? 248 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:31,649 - Oh, why? - I'm waiting for my wife. 249 00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:33,908 It's been an hour since she is up there at the notary's. 250 00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:36,484 Oh, it's his habit, you know, to let me eat the brat. 251 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,425 One day I waited for her for two hours in front of a dentist's door. 252 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:43,329 And another time, half a day at the bottom of the massage institute 253 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,871 that she frequented for slim down your stomach. 254 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:49,329 When she came down, who had lost a kilo? 255 00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:51,081 It was me. 256 00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:55,268 Well why don't you go wait for him in front, where it's cool? 257 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,225 And you can, sitting comfortably, watch for his arrival. 258 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,749 Monitor his arrival? Are you sure? 259 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,830 In front of an iced drink. 260 00:15:00,908 --> 00:15:02,868 Over an iced drink? 261 00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:06,778 Let's go. 262 00:15:12,196 --> 00:15:15,955 And, Mr. Espitalion, dear Madam, did you leave it at the hotel? 263 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,539 At the hotel? But we don't We didn't stay at the hotel. 264 00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:20,973 We came directly from the station to your home. 265 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,374 My husband is downstairs. 266 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,199 Down ? In the street? 267 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:24,935 But yes. 268 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,778 I am sorry, and believe although if I had known. 269 00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:30,114 But don't worry not, my dear master. 270 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,634 My husband is a little shy. 271 00:15:31,659 --> 00:15:35,274 He hates indiscreet questions and loves waiting for me in the street. 272 00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:38,679 But perhaps, Mr. Espitalion, would he have had some refreshment? 273 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,471 No, no, no, no, please. 274 00:15:40,496 --> 00:15:42,975 My husband doesn't take never wine or alcohol. 275 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,171 I have the impression that I'm slightly drunk. 276 00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:50,283 I have to tell you that... 277 00:15:50,307 --> 00:15:53,601 I haven't had more alcohol since the death of my poor cousin, 278 00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:56,401 Espitalion Fernand, whose wife I married. 279 00:15:56,826 --> 00:15:57,980 Toutoune. 280 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,507 About Toutoune, 281 00:16:00,531 --> 00:16:03,608 you shouldn't leave me forget that I have to look out for her. 282 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,351 I'm going there. 283 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:10,299 I'm going there. 284 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,692 No Toutoune. 285 00:16:27,938 --> 00:16:29,351 Ours. 286 00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:37,297 Finished the diet. 287 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:38,899 Finished the diet. 288 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,618 Lent and deprivations... 289 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:45,612 I don't care about aerophagia. 290 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,719 Aerophagia, I dirt underneath. 291 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,968 And if I swallow wind, I return it. 292 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,427 You are absolutely right. 293 00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:01,846 oh, the voids that are glass... the glasses which are empty. 294 00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:03,139 Bartender. 295 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:04,419 Bartender. 296 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,048 Bring the gentlemen a drink. 297 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:24,424 So, my little guy, here! 298 00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:37,113 I just noticed one thing... 299 00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:49,718 I don't love my wife! 300 00:17:49,743 --> 00:17:50,743 Eh ? 301 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,989 My wife ! 302 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,909 I don't like him. 303 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,264 I don't love my wife, no. 304 00:18:05,288 --> 00:18:09,961 I have been living with him for six months a woman I don't love. 305 00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:13,548 I'm going out with her, I go home with her, 306 00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:18,125 I eat with her, I sleep with her 307 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,231 and I don't like it. 308 00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:22,416 My cousin Espitalion, 309 00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:25,548 he used to put on all his old clothes again. 310 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,446 So he told me like this: 311 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:29,458 'Small, small, 312 00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:33,585 here, here is a jacket, you can change the lining and it will still be useful to you.' 313 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,317 It's the same way that he gave me his wife. 314 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:42,484 And right now, I just realize that I don't like him. 315 00:18:42,509 --> 00:18:46,385 Oh no, I don't like it not. I'm going to divorce. 316 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,158 Oh no, no, drink up, old man. 317 00:18:49,182 --> 00:18:50,484 - Drink? - Drink. 318 00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:51,920 Cheers. 319 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,028 What a sacred Toutoune! 320 00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:04,874 They would tell me that she is gone and never comes back... 321 00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:09,599 Oh, that would make me sad. 322 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:30,917 Yes ? 323 00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:31,957 GOOD. 324 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,895 THANKS. 325 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,779 SO ? 326 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:36,999 Nothing at the police station central. Let's try something else. 327 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,339 Give me the 22-84. 328 00:20:40,859 --> 00:20:41,859 THANKS. 329 00:20:42,255 --> 00:20:42,795 SO ? 330 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:43,924 Nothing in hospitals. 331 00:20:43,948 --> 00:20:46,076 We have one left luck, the reserved area. 332 00:20:46,101 --> 00:20:46,980 Reserved for what? 333 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,174 But to the girls, ma'am. 334 00:20:48,199 --> 00:20:50,614 To the girls? My husband is a tidy man, sir. 335 00:20:50,639 --> 00:20:53,055 But if it was so tidy, we would have found it straight away, madam. 336 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:55,055 But it's impossible, sir. You have to search. 337 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,235 But that's all I do, ma'am. 338 00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:57,839 - But we still have to look. - But where? 339 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,821 But I don't know. In the reserved area, perhaps. 340 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:04,542 Another guy who had escaped. 341 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,125 He's not stunned, he's black. 342 00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:26,442 Ah, a commitment in the Legion. 343 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:31,573 A military booklet in the name by Pierre Durand, born in Lille. 344 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,213 But it's one o'clock and half, half an hour ago 345 00:21:37,237 --> 00:21:38,765 that it should have been returned to Fort-Saint-Jean. 346 00:21:38,809 --> 00:21:40,340 Let's take him instead. 347 00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:42,803 On the contrary, as much to spare him a fuss. 348 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,745 The detachment of the Legion leaves at 11 a.m. 349 00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:48,651 The captain has good taste, he will not refuse to take him on board. 350 00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:50,865 - Come on, let's take him to the boat. - Yes, but it's not regular. 351 00:21:50,889 --> 00:21:52,785 Yes, and your sister, is it that it is regular? 352 00:21:52,809 --> 00:21:53,809 Come on, hop on. 353 00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:23,644 What are you doing ? 354 00:22:24,378 --> 00:22:26,899 - Come on, it's my turn! - No, it's mine! 355 00:22:26,924 --> 00:22:29,384 - No, it's mine, old man. - I tell you it's mine! 356 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:32,109 Okay, then, go ahead and play! 357 00:22:32,502 --> 00:22:34,202 Haha! Lost! 358 00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:35,810 - Did I win? - Oh no, you lost it. 359 00:22:35,835 --> 00:22:37,254 I tell you I won! 360 00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:40,373 Oh, say so, but we're going have fun with you there! 361 00:22:40,398 --> 00:22:42,080 Here, get up, you're 4 years old! 362 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,668 Ah, you're a little joker, you, there's nothing to say. 363 00:22:44,669 --> 00:22:46,309 Toutoune, no! 364 00:22:47,329 --> 00:22:49,815 My Toutoune, is that you? 365 00:22:52,809 --> 00:22:54,449 But what are you doing there? 366 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:10,138 Oh good mother, but I am in the open sea. 367 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:15,209 Oh, military, what is it this boat? Where is this boat going? 368 00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:16,849 What am I doing, me, on this boat? 369 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,322 You're being stupid and that looks really good on you! 370 00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:22,430 “Name of a dog”, you had like that a little drunk last night. 371 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,470 Ah, in my life, I have already seen kids turn black. 372 00:23:24,509 --> 00:23:26,675 But wet ones like you, then that's not common. 373 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,350 Wet? 374 00:23:27,351 --> 00:23:29,945 A good little bowl of hot coffee. 375 00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,466 That will put that man back on track. 376 00:23:31,491 --> 00:23:33,459 And a good kick in the buttocks too! 377 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:35,132 It's okay, let it go, go. 378 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:36,410 How are you ? 379 00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:38,729 - What's wrong with that one? - I don't know. 380 00:23:38,754 --> 00:23:40,454 - Thanks, eh! - You're welcome, you're welcome. 381 00:23:40,509 --> 00:23:42,330 No, it's true... 382 00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:45,289 My costume! My papers! 383 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:47,643 I was robbed. 384 00:23:48,164 --> 00:23:50,710 I was robbed. 385 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,130 Help! 386 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:58,130 I was robbed. 387 00:23:58,155 --> 00:23:59,455 But no ! 388 00:24:01,616 --> 00:24:02,735 I was robbed ! 389 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,196 But it's nothing, it's the sun, My friend, it's nothing, it will pass. 390 00:24:05,221 --> 00:24:07,903 So this man, you put him in prison? 391 00:24:07,928 --> 00:24:09,553 No, Commander, no. 392 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,981 He was lying on the deck, in the strong offshore wind. 393 00:24:12,054 --> 00:24:13,314 It must have confused his mind. 394 00:24:13,339 --> 00:24:15,956 Tell me, maybe I was wrong to take him on board without warning the place? 395 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,396 For what ? Not of everything, on the contrary. 396 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,900 You saved him from punishment, Commander, that's very good. 397 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,275 I will make him dress at the small depot in Oran. 398 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:25,836 Thanks to you, he will be able to come home to us, work in peace with a clear conscience. 399 00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:27,939 If you allow me, I will question him in front of you, okay? 400 00:24:27,964 --> 00:24:30,558 If you want, yes. You take the opportunity to wash his head, eh, 401 00:24:30,582 --> 00:24:32,209 since we are passing in the towel. 402 00:24:32,234 --> 00:24:36,146 Thor, will you give the order bring me the man from last night? 403 00:24:36,556 --> 00:24:38,435 Oh, the bastard! 404 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:41,176 He took my suit and he left me heaven. 405 00:24:41,518 --> 00:24:43,208 He took my wallet 406 00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:46,418 with my papers and ten thousand francs from Toutoune. 407 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,722 Oh, what do I I'll take it when I get home! 408 00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:53,314 What will become of me, good mother? 409 00:24:54,789 --> 00:24:57,028 What would you do, if you were in my place, huh? 410 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,828 That, I don't know how to say like that right away, huh? 411 00:24:59,829 --> 00:25:02,608 But sometimes you talk to the captain of the boat, eh? 412 00:25:02,609 --> 00:25:05,185 That's it. I want talk to the captain. 413 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:06,758 Bring me the captain. 414 00:25:06,802 --> 00:25:08,382 Let me go look for the captain. 415 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,362 Bring it to me the captain! 416 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:13,044 I demand that the boat do immediately turn around. 417 00:25:13,082 --> 00:25:15,242 If in an hour we don't didn't land me in Marseille, 418 00:25:15,328 --> 00:25:17,969 I will sue company and I pack a trunk. 419 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,358 Hey, captain, he asks you. 420 00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:21,945 He asked me?, he understood. 421 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:23,729 He's smart. He go see what he sees. 422 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,666 Ah, he asks me. You will see. 423 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,606 Oh, by God... 424 00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:29,126 Ah, yes, yes, I I understood correctly. 425 00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:30,765 Your wife has you left at the door of a notary 426 00:25:30,789 --> 00:25:33,705 whose name you do not know for receive a considerable fortune. 427 00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:34,965 That's it, that's it, yes. 428 00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:38,674 And you take the opportunity to go drinking with a stranger at the bistro across the street. 429 00:25:38,699 --> 00:25:41,425 You watch for your wife's arrival lifting the curtain from time to time. 430 00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:42,450 That's it, that's it. 431 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:43,930 That's it. 432 00:25:44,223 --> 00:25:46,126 And naturally, you don't see it coming. 433 00:25:46,150 --> 00:25:47,589 Ah, but it's not my fault, because the gangster, 434 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:50,004 he made me drink so much that, that I saw more. 435 00:25:50,029 --> 00:25:52,148 Well, but it's very normal, all that. 436 00:25:52,330 --> 00:25:54,916 In short, you lose interest in your wife 437 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,295 and considerable fortune that it will bring you. 438 00:25:57,490 --> 00:26:00,008 And you get drunk at so much so that you are undressed, 439 00:26:00,032 --> 00:26:02,653 that someone steals 10,000 francs from you, have papers substituted for yours 440 00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:04,220 and we tell you board this boat, 441 00:26:04,244 --> 00:26:06,445 without you see something. 442 00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:07,929 That's right, your story, right? 443 00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:09,714 That's exactly it. 444 00:26:09,739 --> 00:26:10,814 Very fun. 445 00:26:10,839 --> 00:26:12,220 Implausible. 446 00:26:12,245 --> 00:26:15,945 Obviously, dear madam, this disappearance is astonishing, but 447 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:18,551 there are other hypotheses than that of the accident. 448 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:22,363 If the slightest thing had happened to your husband in front of my door, 449 00:26:22,387 --> 00:26:25,563 that would not have could have gone unnoticed. 450 00:26:26,281 --> 00:26:29,549 You're not going to believe that I calls me Durand and I'm from Lille? 451 00:26:29,828 --> 00:26:31,533 You don't feel not that I have the accent 452 00:26:31,558 --> 00:26:33,669 and my parents were born in Marseille? 453 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:36,248 With us, at the Legion, it is not not the label that interests us, 454 00:26:36,272 --> 00:26:37,790 but the wine there has in the bottle. 455 00:26:37,815 --> 00:26:40,515 So, you suddenly committed head and now you regret it, huh? 456 00:26:40,629 --> 00:26:41,750 You are wrong. 457 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:44,886 We told you that we were reforming the weak-minded, so you play the stakes. 458 00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:46,410 We are not not fools, 459 00:26:46,435 --> 00:26:48,389 we can check your stories. 460 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,264 What's your name ? 461 00:26:50,289 --> 00:26:52,665 Espitalion Fernand Aesculapius Simeon. 462 00:26:52,690 --> 00:26:53,690 Are you from Marseille? 463 00:26:53,715 --> 00:26:54,605 Perfectly, yes. 464 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:55,845 Where do you live in Marseille? 465 00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:56,870 In Montreal. 466 00:26:57,878 --> 00:26:59,386 You see, Commander, how simple it is. 467 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,090 He is from Marseille and he lives in Montreal. 468 00:27:01,768 --> 00:27:03,605 You have no one in Marseille who can answer for you? 469 00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:04,932 Yes, there is my wife in Bardy. 470 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,966 Ah, what hotel is she at? Has your wife come down? 471 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,706 Ah, I don't know that, since I lost it in front of the notary. 472 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:12,064 Except for this woman elusive, don't you have an aunt? 473 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:12,504 No. 474 00:27:12,529 --> 00:27:13,524 Or friends? 475 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,549 No. 476 00:27:35,059 --> 00:27:37,386 Gather on the bridge! 477 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,359 I'm sick here. 478 00:28:02,605 --> 00:28:05,484 Did you have a good trip? Do you have your papers, please? 479 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:06,509 Yes, thank you. 480 00:28:06,996 --> 00:28:09,636 Excuse me, I will... 481 00:28:09,838 --> 00:28:11,144 Gather your men. 482 00:28:11,169 --> 00:28:12,229 Come on, please! 483 00:28:13,186 --> 00:28:14,308 Gathering ! 484 00:29:03,964 --> 00:29:04,964 Stop! 485 00:29:05,050 --> 00:29:06,080 SO ! SO ! 486 00:29:06,104 --> 00:29:07,859 Column of three! 487 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,605 I said in threes, I not say in fours. 488 00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:14,350 A little jujotte, my children, eh? 489 00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:15,664 Head to the neighborhood. 490 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:16,533 Ahead ! 491 00:29:52,696 --> 00:29:53,696 Rest ! 492 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:56,409 So, no sharing of prizes. 493 00:30:01,605 --> 00:30:03,405 I wish you welcome to the Legion. 494 00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:04,839 Rest. 495 00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:09,440 I want the first words you hear here 496 00:30:09,759 --> 00:30:13,270 be for you a confirmation of your hopes. 497 00:30:13,658 --> 00:30:16,137 To you who, four corners of the world, 498 00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:19,272 run to the Legion and France as a refuge, 499 00:30:19,297 --> 00:30:22,113 I affirm that you will find here what you came to look for, 500 00:30:22,138 --> 00:30:25,814 whether it's adventure, appeasement or forgetting. 501 00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:28,237 You will find there corporate spirit, 502 00:30:29,139 --> 00:30:30,571 solidarity, 503 00:30:31,618 --> 00:30:32,998 respect for traditions, 504 00:30:34,226 --> 00:30:35,653 the cult of the dead. 505 00:30:35,677 --> 00:30:38,873 everything that we only encounter among those who move towards the same ideal, 506 00:30:38,897 --> 00:30:40,910 under the folds of the same flag. 507 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:47,534 Legionnaires, you are at service of France and civilization. 508 00:30:47,559 --> 00:30:49,587 Even more often than weapons, 509 00:30:49,611 --> 00:30:51,692 we will put you tools in hand. 510 00:30:51,965 --> 00:30:54,426 And you will follow like this the example of your elders, 511 00:30:54,982 --> 00:31:00,439 who built cities, traced roads, built bridges, 512 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,336 cleared land, planted trees, 513 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,140 and pacified peoples who formerly lived only on plunder and war. 514 00:31:08,165 --> 00:31:10,922 Legionnaires, I counting on you, 515 00:31:10,946 --> 00:31:12,907 as you can count on me. 516 00:31:12,932 --> 00:31:14,683 Take care! 517 00:31:15,347 --> 00:31:16,821 Rest ! 518 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:18,975 German ? 519 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,834 Yes, sir. 520 00:31:19,859 --> 00:31:20,722 NCO? 521 00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:22,002 So much the worse for the Reichswehr. 522 00:31:22,027 --> 00:31:23,620 Infantry recommends number 4. 523 00:31:23,645 --> 00:31:24,254 Thank you. 524 00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:25,279 Be patient, Armand. 525 00:31:25,662 --> 00:31:26,279 Russian? 526 00:31:26,379 --> 00:31:27,379 Russian, my captain. 527 00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:28,706 Grade ? 528 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,895 Occlusion Technician dental, my captain. 529 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,234 Here you will have to walk. 530 00:31:32,259 --> 00:31:33,259 So much the better. 531 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:35,555 It has been ten years since I take a taxi in Paris. 532 00:31:35,579 --> 00:31:37,028 It will make a change for me. 533 00:31:37,639 --> 00:31:39,720 Turlon-Jules, from Menil-Much, from Menil-Montan. 534 00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:41,895 2nd soldier protected class at 5-8. 535 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,015 Bad head, but good heart, as my captain said. 536 00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:46,527 Keep your good heart, I take care of your bad head. 537 00:31:46,558 --> 00:31:49,898 And in the meantime, take me out the tips of your kepi. 538 00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:57,314 Ah, if I'm not mistaken, here it is one of our brave Belgian neighbors. 539 00:31:57,502 --> 00:31:58,502 Yes, my captain. 540 00:31:58,534 --> 00:32:00,596 Vanderkleef Joseph, of Brussels, my captain. 541 00:32:00,621 --> 00:32:01,821 What weapon did you serve in? 542 00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,426 In the infantry, here, my captain. 543 00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:04,450 Grade ? 544 00:32:04,730 --> 00:32:05,950 Sergeant major, my captain. 545 00:32:05,975 --> 00:32:07,091 Naturally. 546 00:32:07,116 --> 00:32:09,649 Well, you will have to follow the platoon of corporal students. 547 00:32:09,674 --> 00:32:11,494 Legionnaire Vanderkleef. 548 00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,150 Eh ? You again? 549 00:32:16,689 --> 00:32:18,564 Espitalion Fernand de Marseille, I lost my wife. 550 00:32:18,589 --> 00:32:20,198 I woke up on the boat, they call me Durand. 551 00:32:20,222 --> 00:32:21,869 I'll tell him later. 552 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:32,383 So, then, at next, next. 553 00:32:32,407 --> 00:32:33,945 Hop, there you go! 554 00:32:33,970 --> 00:32:34,889 And then, said? 555 00:32:34,890 --> 00:32:36,730 Yes, how does he receives you, this officer? 556 00:32:37,509 --> 00:32:38,509 Ah, not bad. 557 00:32:38,534 --> 00:32:40,205 Ah, you don't have the cigar nor the fine. 558 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,305 Only, if you like to talk, you can sit down at the table. 559 00:32:42,329 --> 00:32:43,929 It makes me happy, what you're telling me there. 560 00:32:43,954 --> 00:32:47,503 I'm going to tell him my story this captain, and I'm sure he will listen. 561 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,264 But of course he will listen to you. 562 00:32:49,289 --> 00:32:51,129 He listened to mine carefully. 563 00:32:51,329 --> 00:32:52,648 What is you told him, say? 564 00:32:52,649 --> 00:32:54,185 Ah, well, it's not complicated. 565 00:32:54,210 --> 00:32:56,004 He asked me questions, I answered. 566 00:32:56,029 --> 00:32:59,328 He told me like this: Why Did you join the Legion? 567 00:32:59,329 --> 00:33:02,289 I said, my captain, that's it, it's because that we didn't completely agree, 568 00:33:02,309 --> 00:33:06,165 the Minister of Finance and I, on the way the National Lottery was drawn. 569 00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:09,584 Yes, there are too many prizes of 100 balls and not enough prizes at 3 million. 570 00:33:09,609 --> 00:33:13,756 Yes, but I will explain myself with him, man to man. 571 00:33:13,781 --> 00:33:16,869 Ah, certainly, I will not stay not long with you. 572 00:33:17,889 --> 00:33:19,356 But that doesn't matter. 573 00:33:20,069 --> 00:33:21,662 I won't forget you. 574 00:33:22,636 --> 00:33:25,085 Durand? Durand? 575 00:33:25,116 --> 00:33:28,155 Hey, it wouldn't surprise me if it's you we're calling, good man. 576 00:33:28,269 --> 00:33:31,529 He can yell at Durand until what the skin of his throat peels off. 577 00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:35,083 These people will learn that my name is Espitalion. 578 00:33:35,108 --> 00:33:37,508 So what, the jester bouillabaisse, you decide, yes? 579 00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:39,369 So, the bouillabaisse can't hear, right? 580 00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:40,766 You finished push, say, brute? 581 00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:41,963 Come on, come on, come on. 582 00:33:43,009 --> 00:33:44,969 ...my captain, I'll tell him. 583 00:33:45,386 --> 00:33:47,405 How many men again, The Duke? 584 00:33:47,430 --> 00:33:48,958 Seven, my captain. 585 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:50,970 Come in! 586 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,959 The Legionnaire Durand, my captain. 587 00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:57,840 You care about it, yes? 588 00:34:01,529 --> 00:34:04,071 This is the man I spoke to you, my captain. 589 00:34:04,289 --> 00:34:06,049 So, to you too we told you my story? 590 00:34:06,109 --> 00:34:07,209 She's amazing, isn't she? 591 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:10,008 Well, it's great to such things these days. 592 00:34:10,033 --> 00:34:13,787 At the time, I said to myself: Fernand, you fell in the middle of pastis. 593 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:17,004 Then, afterwards, thinking about it well, I said to myself, after all, 594 00:34:17,029 --> 00:34:19,948 this officer who received us, he a face of a brave man, no? 595 00:34:19,949 --> 00:34:21,789 You're going to find him and you will explain to him. 596 00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:24,824 If you don't panic, if you express yourself very clearly, 597 00:34:24,849 --> 00:34:26,956 he will understand you, so there you go. 598 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:28,347 As for the notary, obviously, I can't 599 00:34:28,371 --> 00:34:29,764 not tell you the name, because that I don't know him. 600 00:34:29,795 --> 00:34:32,315 But I know the street, it's the high school square, at number 8. 601 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:33,678 The bar is just opposite. 602 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:35,964 a small bar with..., it's very good. 603 00:34:35,989 --> 00:34:37,865 Now for the merchant ice cream, that's not difficult. 604 00:34:37,889 --> 00:34:40,005 He must pass every day, we must know him in the neighborhood, that. 605 00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:42,103 Now, in what concerns Toutoune, 606 00:34:42,168 --> 00:34:43,551 she must make a funny face, 607 00:34:43,575 --> 00:34:45,095 it's been a while I'm not with her. 608 00:34:45,269 --> 00:34:47,132 You just have to put a advertisement in the Marseille newspapers. 609 00:34:47,157 --> 00:34:49,112 Thus conceived: Toutoune, 610 00:34:49,362 --> 00:34:53,170 I am in Sidi El Abès in cage, your ex-cousin Fernand. 611 00:34:53,603 --> 00:34:56,585 If 48 hours later, she doesn't apply it, 612 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,324 I want to be the cut, the tongue. 613 00:34:58,363 --> 00:34:59,848 So now I'm leaving. 614 00:35:00,205 --> 00:35:02,965 If you need me, you just have to come and get me, 615 00:35:02,990 --> 00:35:06,542 yes, I'm at the continental hotel, it's the first on the left when turning, 616 00:35:06,566 --> 00:35:08,044 Goodbye gentlemen. 617 00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:10,675 My friend, give me your hand. 618 00:35:10,749 --> 00:35:12,275 Oh, for example. 619 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,393 With joy. 620 00:35:15,662 --> 00:35:16,964 Again ! 621 00:35:16,999 --> 00:35:18,509 But what what it is, let's see! 622 00:35:18,547 --> 00:35:19,581 -Leduc. -My captain? 623 00:35:19,606 --> 00:35:21,469 Drive this boy in the infirmary, 624 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,457 that the chief physician give me an emergency report 625 00:35:24,482 --> 00:35:25,796 Good, captain. 626 00:35:25,821 --> 00:35:27,610 -But... -Come on, come on... 627 00:35:52,213 --> 00:35:55,667 -Here? -No. Sit down. Sit down! 628 00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:02,686 This man is reported to us as presenting mental disorders, 629 00:36:02,710 --> 00:36:06,548 real or simulated. 630 00:36:06,866 --> 00:36:09,912 - We will carry out his clinical examination. -Ah, yes... 631 00:36:10,019 --> 00:36:14,100 It is quite obvious that looking for symptoms of early dementia is long and delicate. 632 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:17,860 But nevertheless, we have the ways to confuse simulators. 633 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:19,847 But sorry, I'm not pretending. 634 00:36:19,871 --> 00:36:21,645 I speak out against your actions. 635 00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:25,450 We don't expose like that a naked man in drafts. 636 00:36:25,532 --> 00:36:29,375 The study of any medical file requires us to ask this man a few questions. 637 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,279 Let's see, is your father sick? 638 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,042 No. 639 00:36:33,079 --> 00:36:34,044 In good health? 640 00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:35,034 Dead. 641 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:38,174 This is interesting. The father is died, prematurely, no doubt. 642 00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:42,174 Let's see, following... what infection did he die of? 643 00:36:42,218 --> 00:36:45,307 I don't know if it's the affection that killed him. 644 00:36:45,406 --> 00:36:48,784 To be affectionate, he was affectionate, you know, 645 00:36:48,808 --> 00:36:51,002 but from there to death... 646 00:36:51,816 --> 00:36:54,615 You didn't understand me. What did your father die of? 647 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,788 Of old age. I am the last of eleven children. 648 00:36:56,812 --> 00:36:58,355 Caganis, like they say in Marseille. 649 00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:00,012 Wait. There. 650 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,927 Sensitive to the touching, huh? 651 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,320 Sensitive, I understand. You your hands are freezing, so... 652 00:37:06,536 --> 00:37:07,949 So, cross your legs. 653 00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,543 -The... -Yes. 654 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,680 Hammer. 655 00:37:10,705 --> 00:37:11,280 Eh ? 656 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,255 The hammer, let's see! 657 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,280 The hammer? 658 00:37:15,514 --> 00:37:16,514 How are you. 659 00:37:16,539 --> 00:37:17,539 Yes, it's okay. 660 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,460 Now let's continue the study reflexes through nystagmus. 661 00:37:22,693 --> 00:37:23,906 Stare at my finger. 662 00:37:23,931 --> 00:37:25,336 And don't leave him no eyes, eh? 663 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,975 Follow him well. 664 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,740 Are you going far? 665 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:27,811 Alright. 666 00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:29,204 Alright. Good. 667 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:30,380 The torch now. 668 00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:31,319 What ? 669 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:32,519 There, thank you. 670 00:37:35,273 --> 00:37:37,557 Oh, you scared me. 671 00:37:48,259 --> 00:37:49,915 Let's move on now to the Babinski reflex. 672 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:50,940 Give me a quill pen. 673 00:37:50,965 --> 00:37:51,539 How ? 674 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:52,310 Go to bed. 675 00:37:52,355 --> 00:37:53,487 -Oh yes ? -Yes. 676 00:37:53,673 --> 00:37:55,027 Stretch out. 677 00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:56,275 So. 678 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,795 -You're not going to hurt me, are you? - But no. 679 00:37:57,820 --> 00:37:59,403 No, because sometimes we never knows, you know? 680 00:37:59,428 --> 00:38:00,215 No, no. 681 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,240 There. 682 00:38:01,265 --> 00:38:02,265 Perfect. 683 00:38:02,509 --> 00:38:03,660 The goose feather. 684 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,592 And now if the patient responds to touches 685 00:38:07,617 --> 00:38:10,145 by a gap fan-shaped toes, 686 00:38:10,169 --> 00:38:11,194 there is no doubt. 687 00:38:11,219 --> 00:38:13,534 This is because it presents a lesion of the pyramidal fasciculus. 688 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,818 The pyramid beam? 689 00:38:14,819 --> 00:38:15,967 But go to bed, let's see. 690 00:38:15,992 --> 00:38:16,992 There. 691 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:23,395 You tickle me, yes. 692 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,319 But don't gesticulate like that, how do you want me to examine you?, this is insane. 693 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,340 Yes, but go to bed, I told you to go to bed. 694 00:38:28,378 --> 00:38:31,391 No, I've had enough, I've put the war on, I've had enough. 695 00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:32,435 But what is it? 696 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,400 But what is this? 697 00:38:33,401 --> 00:38:36,036 But no, because you are going to me tickle nose, mouth and all. 698 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:38,896 Come on, it's over, and there's enough, and there is enough, and there is enough! 699 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,078 Well, his reflexes are very normal. 700 00:38:41,103 --> 00:38:44,680 My dear Dertour, we must conclude that full responsibility for the subject, you know. 701 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,795 You, Durand, go get dressed. 702 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:49,259 I protest, it's an abuse, It's an abuse, it's a shame... 703 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,735 Ah, listen, I starting to get tired of it, 704 00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:52,596 if you don't want sleep at the club, get out of here. 705 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:54,911 Come on, go! Come on, outside! That's enough! 706 00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:59,240 My name is Espitalion, My name is not Durand... 707 00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:23,807 I've had enough. 708 00:39:24,137 --> 00:39:26,296 I've had enough! 709 00:39:29,590 --> 00:39:32,705 Come on, come on, calm down, my little Fernand. 710 00:39:32,730 --> 00:39:34,326 I will write to the president of the Republic. 711 00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:37,224 Yes, that's it. And then you will tell him well things from me, my little Durand. 712 00:39:37,262 --> 00:39:39,342 My name is not Durand, My name is Espitalion. 713 00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:41,653 I am not a legionnaire I don't want to die here. 714 00:39:41,678 --> 00:39:43,268 I want to go away, can you hear me? 715 00:39:43,269 --> 00:39:45,049 I want to go! 716 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:49,005 Shut up palot, you're in the juice like us, and like us you will cook there. 717 00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:50,666 What is good for us is good for you. 718 00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:52,235 And every time you will start to moan, 719 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:53,635 you will have my foot in the buttocks. 720 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:55,091 It's okay... 721 00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,260 Toutoune. 722 00:40:39,261 --> 00:40:41,467 Say, look the other. He looks like a kid. 723 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,720 Leave him! Give me a blowjob, here! 724 00:40:46,952 --> 00:40:47,952 Durand! 725 00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:49,167 Durand. 726 00:40:49,257 --> 00:40:51,099 But leave him alone. Let him snore. 727 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:53,660 But it will happen yell, say. 728 00:40:53,722 --> 00:40:54,842 Take care! 729 00:40:54,867 --> 00:40:56,096 There, you see? 730 00:40:57,044 --> 00:40:58,044 Rest ! 731 00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:06,669 Well, huh? Hello, hello? 732 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,887 It's you Marie who wake me up? 733 00:41:10,489 --> 00:41:11,633 No, boy, it's me. 734 00:41:11,658 --> 00:41:16,244 Oh, sorry. I believed that it was the right one. 735 00:41:17,029 --> 00:41:18,524 Come on, come on, come on. 736 00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:20,697 It's a mistake though Excusable, my boy. 737 00:41:20,722 --> 00:41:23,883 What do you take morning? Coffee? Chocolate? 738 00:41:24,288 --> 00:41:29,796 I would prefer a light tea with a lemon zest for a little flavor. 739 00:41:29,829 --> 00:41:33,416 With a little jam, a piece of butter on a slice of toast. 740 00:41:33,441 --> 00:41:35,777 In other words, a toast. 741 00:41:36,769 --> 00:41:38,569 Oh, but it's not not enough, my friend. 742 00:41:38,602 --> 00:41:41,198 You will soon ask us for a much more substantial food. 743 00:41:41,230 --> 00:41:43,118 We will open for you appetite, will you? 744 00:41:43,143 --> 00:41:44,524 You will get up early in the morning. 745 00:41:44,549 --> 00:41:46,166 And you will go to bed early in the evening. 746 00:41:46,190 --> 00:41:47,706 In the meantime, you will work hard. Come on. 747 00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:50,050 Come on, I'll give you five minutes to say goodbye to late mornings, 748 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:51,537 to laziness, to leisure. 749 00:41:51,562 --> 00:41:53,057 You will start a new life. 750 00:41:53,082 --> 00:41:55,843 Eh ? Tiring, but virile. Come on. Hop. 751 00:41:57,809 --> 00:41:59,368 The weapon on the shoulder. 752 00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,416 Rest! 753 00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:08,834 Ah, you got me look fine, you! 754 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:13,339 Rest! 755 00:42:15,478 --> 00:42:16,876 Ahead ! 756 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,694 Progress is still noticeable, What do you think, Captain? 757 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,239 Well, it's not very bright yet, but finally for a few weeks of instruction. 758 00:42:40,929 --> 00:42:42,355 But tell me, Leduc, 759 00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:44,444 the Legionnaire Durand seems to be getting into it. 760 00:42:44,469 --> 00:42:47,304 Oh yes, it's full of good will, my captain. 761 00:42:47,329 --> 00:42:49,649 First and second group, get ready to take a leap. 762 00:42:49,674 --> 00:42:50,814 Ahead ! 763 00:42:52,219 --> 00:42:53,219 Lay down! 764 00:42:54,557 --> 00:42:55,557 Ahead ! 765 00:42:57,249 --> 00:42:58,729 Gathering ! 766 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,099 Gathering ! 767 00:43:07,232 --> 00:43:09,246 It's been three months since you are incorporated. 768 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,355 The first part of your workout will end with test marches. 769 00:43:12,379 --> 00:43:14,689 Tomorrow morning you will perform for the first time 770 00:43:14,772 --> 00:43:17,454 a 30 km stage with full loading. 771 00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:20,915 I am sure that the ninth will be keen to to be up to the task, or even superior, 772 00:43:20,939 --> 00:43:22,794 to the best company of the regiment. 773 00:43:22,819 --> 00:43:25,497 At tonight's meal, you will have an extra quarter of wine. 774 00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:26,716 Take care! 775 00:43:27,299 --> 00:43:28,480 Break your ranks! 776 00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:09,129 How are you Fernand? 777 00:44:09,130 --> 00:44:10,125 Yes, it's okay. 778 00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:11,994 Only 12 short kilometers left, 779 00:44:12,018 --> 00:44:14,169 will you know still hold out until then? 780 00:44:14,170 --> 00:44:15,930 Don't make me talk As I walk, it makes me out of breath. 781 00:44:15,955 --> 00:44:17,446 You should have make one look pale. 782 00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:19,289 Make me look pale for myself be humiliated by the doctor? 783 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:20,290 But no, then! 784 00:44:22,099 --> 00:44:23,849 So, Durand, you See, it works, eh? 785 00:44:23,850 --> 00:44:24,969 We can even say that... 786 00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:27,829 Oh, if you had to give in you would have could sit on the side of the road, come on! 787 00:44:27,830 --> 00:44:31,010 You are a legionnaire, you will last until end, with the help of the Good Mother, eh! 788 00:44:41,130 --> 00:44:44,809 Wait my little Fernand, I I'm going to open your collar here and help you. 789 00:44:44,834 --> 00:44:45,970 No but you're not crazy, 790 00:44:45,994 --> 00:44:48,225 you're not going to give him a drink to cut off his legs. No, no kidding? 791 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,130 I'm thirsty! 792 00:44:49,155 --> 00:44:50,979 I don't care, take it off your suitcase, then here. 793 00:44:51,003 --> 00:44:52,225 Suck it. 794 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,686 I don't like them sweets, that sickens me. 795 00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:55,070 I don't care, suck it anyway. 796 00:44:55,510 --> 00:44:56,709 How are your plants doing? 797 00:44:56,710 --> 00:44:57,729 Which plants? 798 00:44:57,730 --> 00:44:59,250 Your soles, zebra. 799 00:44:59,275 --> 00:45:02,250 Oh, my feet are compote, bloody. 800 00:45:02,275 --> 00:45:05,004 Come and rest a little bit over here. 801 00:45:06,690 --> 00:45:09,672 But you're not straight, damn it, no? To make him go to bed? 802 00:45:09,697 --> 00:45:11,293 Come on, stay up and walks in place. 803 00:45:11,318 --> 00:45:13,935 If you give your time bulbs from getting cold, you're screwed. 804 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,170 Come on, do like me. 805 00:45:15,195 --> 00:45:15,885 Come on, then. 806 00:45:15,910 --> 00:45:17,878 -Oh, but I can't take it anymore. -But yes! 807 00:45:17,903 --> 00:45:19,578 It's starting well with you. 808 00:45:19,841 --> 00:45:21,774 Faster, faster, buddy. 809 00:45:22,064 --> 00:45:23,344 One, two. One, two. 810 00:45:23,369 --> 00:45:25,049 So, shall we dance? 811 00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:29,158 Well, Legionnaire Durand, I note with Glad that this walk didn't tire you too much. 812 00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:30,708 Me tired, my captain, 813 00:45:30,732 --> 00:45:32,218 for this little walk? 814 00:45:32,243 --> 00:45:34,185 But of these kilometers I would have made double that. 815 00:45:34,210 --> 00:45:35,744 Be happy, boy. 816 00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:36,960 You will do them tomorrow. 817 00:45:38,010 --> 00:45:39,590 Come on, come on! Go ahead, keep going! 818 00:46:11,393 --> 00:46:14,741 Say, you ordered two bottles of red, 819 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,258 don't you have not afraid that... 820 00:46:16,259 --> 00:46:20,258 And then, this trial march, do we water it or not water it? 821 00:46:20,259 --> 00:46:22,146 -Yes. -We water it, 822 00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:24,648 but who is what will pay for the watering can, eh? 823 00:46:24,673 --> 00:46:26,692 He is always worried this goat. 824 00:46:26,716 --> 00:46:28,098 Do you have any sorrel? 825 00:46:28,099 --> 00:46:29,618 -What ? -Yes, do you have any money? 826 00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:30,940 Me ? No ! 827 00:46:30,941 --> 00:46:32,548 Well, you just have to drink and don't care! 828 00:46:32,573 --> 00:46:34,463 Moreover, with Fernand, we are guilty, 829 00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:36,379 seeing that the boss gives him credit, eh? 830 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:38,200 Yes, he is from the platform, he's a colleague. 831 00:46:38,225 --> 00:46:40,033 So when we see each other, we talk a little about the country, 832 00:46:40,057 --> 00:46:42,278 of the campaign, parties boules, pétanque. 833 00:46:42,279 --> 00:46:43,479 And then what? 834 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,154 In three days, we hit the balance of the commitment bonus. 835 00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:49,098 -So you understand that..., come on, come on! -Come on, come on! 836 00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:51,658 Tell me, how does he is our dying man resurrected? 837 00:46:51,659 --> 00:46:52,200 Yeah. 838 00:46:52,225 --> 00:46:53,417 When I think that fifteen days ago, 839 00:46:53,441 --> 00:46:55,235 because he wasn't sleeping not in bed, 840 00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:56,836 sir, whined like a madeleine. 841 00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:58,272 Was I crying, was I crying? 842 00:46:58,321 --> 00:47:00,015 No, I'm not cozier than the rest of you. 843 00:47:00,039 --> 00:47:02,199 You are not weak, me neither, come on. 844 00:47:02,224 --> 00:47:03,380 Now it's okay. 845 00:47:03,899 --> 00:47:05,456 My body feels happy. 846 00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:07,614 Ah, still, this trial march. 847 00:47:07,639 --> 00:47:09,254 She worried me a little, you know? 848 00:47:09,279 --> 00:47:11,495 I said to myself, these thirty kilometers, I would never eat them. 849 00:47:11,519 --> 00:47:12,918 And I ate them. 850 00:47:12,942 --> 00:47:14,375 There would have been 30 more, 851 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,846 I would have eaten them too. 852 00:47:15,871 --> 00:47:18,510 We are like that’s us in Marseille. 853 00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:23,806 This is Maryse. 854 00:47:40,417 --> 00:47:42,232 Come on, come take a glass, Miss Maryse, 855 00:47:42,256 --> 00:47:44,437 among the real real ones from the Legion. 856 00:47:44,837 --> 00:47:47,014 But look at me that, my children. 857 00:47:47,039 --> 00:47:49,860 Ah, yes it's cute. You I'm as beautiful as a peach. 858 00:47:49,915 --> 00:47:51,919 And appetizing. What is this what are you taking? 859 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,783 A coffee. 860 00:47:52,808 --> 00:47:54,127 Joseph, a spearmint. 861 00:47:54,152 --> 00:47:55,585 But yes, but yes, It's a village festival. 862 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,863 So, we have Fernand, who is pumped up and on fire. 863 00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:03,626 Oh, you're not the first little one cat that the Legion changed into a tiger. 864 00:48:04,698 --> 00:48:06,238 When I saw you for the first time, 865 00:48:06,263 --> 00:48:09,680 I wondered if there was a fate in your great carcass. 866 00:48:10,425 --> 00:48:12,375 I told myself that if they found one, 867 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,135 those of the Legion will do it to you reassemble until it breaks. 868 00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:16,451 Or you become a man. 869 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:18,714 You don't believe that I am I already a man? 870 00:48:18,739 --> 00:48:21,674 A few more rounds key to the lot and that will be it. 871 00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:23,698 You will give them to me, say, the turns of the key? 872 00:48:23,699 --> 00:48:24,815 Maybe. 873 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,234 In the meantime, goodbye. 874 00:48:26,259 --> 00:48:27,259 To your health. 875 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,609 To your happiness. 876 00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,134 Come on, cheers. 877 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,159 To your happiness. 878 00:48:39,863 --> 00:48:40,542 Married ! 879 00:48:40,567 --> 00:48:42,185 Hey, Mary! 880 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:45,831 Ditch that mash and those two sausages and come find me. 881 00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:47,824 I don't like this man. 882 00:48:47,849 --> 00:48:48,625 Me neither. 883 00:48:48,650 --> 00:48:49,754 Ah, that would have surprised me. 884 00:48:49,779 --> 00:48:52,014 He still has to bring back his strawberry, this one, here. 885 00:48:52,143 --> 00:48:53,944 You are not going go join him? 886 00:48:53,969 --> 00:48:57,216 I might not go if your spring was sufficiently raised, but, 887 00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,105 the weight is too much heavy for you. 888 00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:00,723 You're going to stay here, right? 889 00:49:00,748 --> 00:49:02,383 What is this ? 890 00:49:03,626 --> 00:49:06,744 You're going to go there full speed, eh? 891 00:49:06,769 --> 00:49:08,829 If you want it, come look for it, noodle! 892 00:49:08,830 --> 00:49:09,510 Bastard! 893 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:10,670 Hey, calm down! 894 00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:14,549 Leave me! Leave me! Leave me! 895 00:49:14,550 --> 00:49:16,230 But what what are you going to do? 896 00:49:16,671 --> 00:49:17,970 To reflect on. 897 00:49:19,210 --> 00:49:21,050 What does he do right now? 898 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,708 He rocks in his chair. 899 00:49:24,733 --> 00:49:26,306 Do the same for me. 900 00:49:32,123 --> 00:49:33,123 Rest. 901 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,556 Don't move. 902 00:49:49,887 --> 00:49:52,290 So, kid, how are you? 903 00:50:04,415 --> 00:50:05,415 Fernand! 904 00:50:07,763 --> 00:50:09,308 The nose! The nose! 905 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:10,849 I'm going to eat it for him! 906 00:51:11,389 --> 00:51:13,164 It's better... the ? 907 00:51:13,229 --> 00:51:14,984 I don't advise you to make fun of me. 908 00:51:15,009 --> 00:51:15,969 What ? 909 00:51:15,969 --> 00:51:17,605 Listen to me carefully. 910 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,604 I have never been able to fool you. 911 00:51:21,023 --> 00:51:22,898 The first time I saw you, you disgusted me. 912 00:51:22,929 --> 00:51:24,409 And then, it goes, I'll take it from you. 913 00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:28,371 Yesterday, like a bastard you are, you have taken me as a traitor. 914 00:51:28,792 --> 00:51:32,809 I would like to flatten you but I love better correct yourself as you deserve. 915 00:51:33,241 --> 00:51:36,236 I'm going to fuck you up spanked, like a kid! 916 00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:43,659 Spanking will not be not for today. 917 00:51:43,799 --> 00:51:44,799 Rest ! 918 00:51:45,589 --> 00:51:47,415 What's happening this morning? 919 00:51:47,866 --> 00:51:49,439 We're dawdling, huh? 920 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,659 It's our friend Durand who tells jokes? 921 00:51:52,660 --> 00:51:55,358 No, it's not me. It's Charlin who acts funny. 922 00:51:55,672 --> 00:51:57,191 So, get dressed, eh? 923 00:51:57,216 --> 00:51:58,333 Rest. 924 00:51:58,380 --> 00:51:59,837 Everyone... 925 00:52:02,742 --> 00:52:04,537 I sent a note 926 00:52:04,561 --> 00:52:06,632 in all the main newspapers of France. 927 00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:08,828 I will pay 5,000 frank to anyone 928 00:52:08,853 --> 00:52:11,133 who can provide me with information about your husband. 929 00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:15,161 It is not possible that he has disappeared from the face of the Earth 930 00:52:15,186 --> 00:52:17,555 without leaving the slightest trace. 931 00:52:17,992 --> 00:52:20,470 You want to leave me calm down, say? 932 00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:22,160 How stupid you are. 933 00:52:22,866 --> 00:52:25,267 A cow that has you fed for three months. 934 00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:26,799 So, are you fed up? 935 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:27,800 Oh, no. 936 00:52:29,973 --> 00:52:31,454 No, only. 937 00:52:31,651 --> 00:52:33,308 It's him there. 938 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:36,274 It's flat. 939 00:52:36,299 --> 00:52:38,735 Oh, is that what it is? Eh Well, everyone has their turn. 940 00:52:39,019 --> 00:52:40,521 I'll reinflate it. 941 00:52:40,559 --> 00:52:42,279 A few pumps, and presto. 942 00:52:42,446 --> 00:52:44,318 No, my darling, no. THANKS. 943 00:52:44,726 --> 00:52:47,390 Bird a few times, but fish, never. 944 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:49,473 Bravo for the scruples. 945 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:51,518 And what what are you going to do? 946 00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:54,686 If you would like me leave alone, read. 947 00:52:59,819 --> 00:53:03,777 Hey, that's a solution. 948 00:53:33,176 --> 00:53:36,195 Do you realize how we laugh Sunday since Mister cooed? 949 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:38,142 Come on, come on, don't don't be jealous. 950 00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:39,922 I, jealous, say, we hand over. 951 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,936 Hey, you just have to ask Ali Benhamed, the one who runs the steam baths. 952 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,199 How many pullets ran after me? 953 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,039 Eh ? 954 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,494 However, for some time now, Fernand and Maryse, they shake us up a bit. 955 00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:52,598 They love us? They simply love each other? 956 00:53:52,599 --> 00:53:54,859 Ha, ha, ha, it's not not bad, eh? 957 00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:56,355 Oh, but he does hot, good man. 958 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:58,140 You should go out with a helmet. 959 00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:58,740 Eh ? 960 00:53:58,765 --> 00:53:59,873 Colonial. 961 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,263 No, listen, I I'll explain. 962 00:54:01,299 --> 00:54:03,127 No, no, it's not worth it, you will do it behind the trombones. 963 00:54:03,153 --> 00:54:05,156 Come on, my little friend, and Don't let that stop you from annoying me. 964 00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:08,379 If you were in Marseille, what what would you do at this time? 965 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:10,999 It is probable that Toutoune wouldn't be with me. 966 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,770 But I would be with her. 967 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,831 But there is one thing which I don't understand. 968 00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:17,715 Since now you know the address of the notary 969 00:54:17,739 --> 00:54:19,916 by the announcements which have appeared in the newspapers. 970 00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:22,578 How can you leave your wife without news? 971 00:54:22,579 --> 00:54:24,311 You are not heartless, however. 972 00:54:24,626 --> 00:54:26,355 I am not headless either. 973 00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:28,544 The day my wife will know where I am, 974 00:54:28,568 --> 00:54:31,636 she will be there herself 48 hours later. 975 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,524 No, but you represent yourself Toutoune applying here, in Sidi El Abès. 976 00:54:37,146 --> 00:54:39,284 Tell me, my friend, where could I see the legionnaires? 977 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:41,216 Oh, ma'am, today is Sunday. 978 00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:43,446 You don't see the legionnaires in the neighborhood. 979 00:54:43,470 --> 00:54:45,126 Gentlemen the legionnaires are in cabarets, 980 00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:47,390 or on Place Carnot, they listen to music. 981 00:54:47,415 --> 00:54:48,784 Well, thank you, my friend. Here. 982 00:54:48,809 --> 00:54:49,421 Yes, ma'am. 983 00:54:49,446 --> 00:54:50,859 -Take this up to a bedroom. -THANKS. 984 00:54:50,884 --> 00:54:51,824 A room for adults. 985 00:54:51,849 --> 00:54:52,849 Yes, ma'am. 986 00:55:55,123 --> 00:55:56,723 What is it? 987 00:55:57,727 --> 00:55:59,481 -Tooune! -What are you saying? 988 00:55:59,506 --> 00:56:01,691 -My wife ! -Your wife! 989 00:56:01,716 --> 00:56:02,538 Yes, there, there. 990 00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:04,326 In the shade, I don't dream, let's see! 991 00:56:04,353 --> 00:56:05,574 Oh, God, I'm screwed! 992 00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:07,479 Don't worry, my buddy, we're going to hide you. 993 00:56:09,589 --> 00:56:10,874 Be careful, she's coming this way. 994 00:56:10,914 --> 00:56:13,381 Let's go, let's get out of here, old man! 995 00:56:27,527 --> 00:56:29,815 Sit down. Sit down. 996 00:56:30,648 --> 00:56:32,368 Oh, by God, by name of God, in the name of God! 997 00:56:32,409 --> 00:56:33,588 But calm down, let’s see! 998 00:56:33,589 --> 00:56:34,845 Soussoune is here. Toutoune is here. 999 00:56:34,869 --> 00:56:37,045 Oh, it's still not one disaster, my friend, no joke. 1000 00:56:37,069 --> 00:56:40,625 You might be able to return in your country and live a normal life. 1001 00:56:40,650 --> 00:56:42,686 You are crazy, you don't know what you're saying. 1002 00:56:42,710 --> 00:56:44,484 Normal life is here now. 1003 00:56:44,632 --> 00:56:45,969 Before, I was in the world. 1004 00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:47,729 We don't even have the right to live. 1005 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:50,179 And you will not eat, and you shalt not drink, and thou shalt not laugh. 1006 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:51,646 Ah, no, no, no, it's over. 1007 00:56:51,671 --> 00:56:53,165 I want to eat at my end. 1008 00:56:53,190 --> 00:56:54,794 I want to drink to my thirst. 1009 00:56:54,822 --> 00:56:56,638 I need freedom. 1010 00:56:56,670 --> 00:56:58,604 I need Hurlot. 1011 00:56:58,629 --> 00:57:00,534 I need VanderKleef. 1012 00:57:01,095 --> 00:57:06,435 I need, I need you, Navy. You're going to get me out of here, right? 1013 00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:09,734 But be reasonable, let's see. Your woman will not be able to take you away by force. 1014 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:10,279 Do you think so? 1015 00:57:10,304 --> 00:57:13,189 Ah! It seemed to me that you would have than being claimed by a chicken 1016 00:57:13,213 --> 00:57:14,935 to be able to debunking the Legion. 1017 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,360 Well, that would be too much easy, old man. 1018 00:57:16,385 --> 00:57:19,494 You signed a commitment. You're here for five years. 1019 00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,695 I wasn't the one who signed. This I've reminded you a hundred times. 1020 00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:23,495 What's the funniest, it's because we didn't want to believe you. 1021 00:57:23,519 --> 00:57:26,295 If now you say it's good you who signed up under the name Durand. 1022 00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:28,399 No one in the world can prove the opposite. 1023 00:57:28,424 --> 00:57:30,662 Yes. Someone can. 1024 00:57:30,687 --> 00:57:31,439 Who is that? 1025 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,126 The real Durand, here. 1026 00:57:33,999 --> 00:57:36,458 But what will happen to me? 1027 00:57:36,483 --> 00:57:39,214 And Toutoune who will go ask me at the barracks. 1028 00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:42,433 1029 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,936 But I want to see it all continued. This is my husband, sir. 1030 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,615 I'm sorry, madam, but no one is not allowed to see a legionnaire 1031 00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:49,275 without prior notice of his captain. 1032 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,815 But my husband is not not a legionnaire, sir. 1033 00:57:50,839 --> 00:57:52,480 So, it is not the barracks, ma'am. 1034 00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:55,875 But yes, but yes. He was trained to the Legion against my will. 1035 00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,034 He was the toy of a tragic fate. 1036 00:57:58,059 --> 00:58:00,095 The flash in the pan swept away by the hurricane. 1037 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,144 I come here to save him. The poor little one is waiting for me, sir. 1038 00:58:03,190 --> 00:58:06,084 You're not going to have the heart to object to our meeting. 1039 00:58:06,109 --> 00:58:08,258 Come back tomorrow morning, madam. The captain will be there. 1040 00:58:08,283 --> 00:58:10,278 You will tell him your little story. 1041 00:58:10,303 --> 00:58:12,988 He is very kind and he will understand you. 1042 00:58:14,821 --> 00:58:15,744 Goodbye, ma'am. 1043 00:58:15,769 --> 00:58:17,468 I'll come back tomorrow. 1044 00:58:19,005 --> 00:58:20,833 And this is how, captain, 1045 00:58:20,857 --> 00:58:23,053 there is in the Legion a unfortunate man named Durand 1046 00:58:23,077 --> 00:58:25,404 who is none other than Fernand Hope, my husband. 1047 00:58:25,429 --> 00:58:28,047 And madam, in all this adventure, there is a fact that surprises me 1048 00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:29,885 and which should not have been missed to seem strange to you. 1049 00:58:29,909 --> 00:58:31,355 It's just your husband 1050 00:58:31,379 --> 00:58:33,105 is never tempted to contact you. 1051 00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:36,486 You hit the point, captain, painful about this lamentable adventure. 1052 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:39,121 In what state of weakness mental and physical 1053 00:58:39,145 --> 00:58:40,629 must be my poor Fernand? 1054 00:58:40,630 --> 00:58:43,980 For not having had the strength to warn him, even with a cry of distress. 1055 00:58:44,004 --> 00:58:45,364 This terrifies me. 1056 00:58:45,389 --> 00:58:47,749 It is said that here, the discipline is rigorous. 1057 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,612 Indeed, madam. 1058 00:58:49,649 --> 00:58:52,804 Well, if among the some 3000 legionnaires 1059 00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:55,001 who are currently here I discovered one 1060 00:58:55,025 --> 00:58:58,194 mentally degenerate and physically, 1061 00:58:58,264 --> 00:59:01,096 I will not miss let you know, madam. 1062 00:59:01,493 --> 00:59:02,493 This way. 1063 00:59:05,972 --> 00:59:07,332 Goodbye, ma'am. 1064 00:59:11,755 --> 00:59:14,814 Did you swallow a fly? 1065 00:59:14,839 --> 00:59:16,598 Come, come and see! 1066 00:59:16,599 --> 00:59:17,859 There it is! 1067 00:59:22,251 --> 00:59:23,530 Durand? 1068 00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,649 Hey, Durand! The Captain asks you! 1069 00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:29,689 That's it, that's it! Oh, I'm screwed! 1070 00:59:29,690 --> 00:59:31,709 Hey, say, say! Don't Don't act important! 1071 00:59:31,710 --> 00:59:32,989 You are never so calm! 1072 00:59:32,990 --> 00:59:35,268 I don't know where anymore I am, that's for sure! 1073 00:59:35,269 --> 00:59:39,045 If my wife spoke to the captain, it's over! 1074 00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:42,190 Oh, Good Mother! Do that everything goes well, 1075 00:59:42,215 --> 00:59:45,175 and upon my release I will I will offer a candle like that! 1076 00:59:48,688 --> 00:59:49,968 I'm going to ask you a question. 1077 00:59:50,356 --> 00:59:51,796 You will think before responding. 1078 00:59:52,389 --> 00:59:54,047 When you are arrived at the Legion, 1079 00:59:54,072 --> 00:59:56,089 you were telling a story amazing story 1080 00:59:56,090 --> 00:59:59,217 assault, papers stolen, false identity. 1081 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:00,624 Was it true? 1082 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:04,249 Attention ! Think carefully! 1083 01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:05,896 No, Captain, I lied. 1084 01:00:05,921 --> 01:00:07,517 Ah, you lied. 1085 01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:09,969 So why have told all these stories? 1086 01:00:09,970 --> 01:00:11,698 I don't know, Captain. 1087 01:00:11,722 --> 01:00:13,598 The cockroach, maybe. 1088 01:00:13,623 --> 01:00:15,354 So, are you committed? 1089 01:00:15,378 --> 01:00:18,165 Voluntarily, under the name of Durand? 1090 01:00:18,190 --> 01:00:19,190 Yes, my captain. 1091 01:00:19,269 --> 01:00:20,269 Perfect. 1092 01:00:20,294 --> 01:00:22,051 That's all I wanted to know. 1093 01:00:22,075 --> 01:00:24,075 You can dispose of it. 1094 01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:27,762 One more moment. 1095 01:00:27,786 --> 01:00:31,131 I'm going to tell you some news that your comrades will only learn from the report. 1096 01:00:31,221 --> 01:00:33,736 The 9th leaves tomorrow morning. For the South. 1097 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:35,375 Pick up a company of riflemen. 1098 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,855 You are going to leave Bel Abbès. 1099 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,175 For long, my captain? 1100 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,675 Oh, three months. 1101 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:41,288 Thank you, Captain. 1102 01:00:42,099 --> 01:00:43,099 Go, my little one. 1103 01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:47,599 It's over there, over there. 1104 01:01:50,357 --> 01:01:52,472 Get the fires ready over there... 1105 01:01:52,719 --> 01:01:54,674 Ah there there, you were long, good man. 1106 01:02:20,626 --> 01:02:21,626 Leduc! 1107 01:02:25,006 --> 01:02:25,749 Captain. 1108 01:02:25,773 --> 01:02:27,633 It is likely that we stayed here for a while. 1109 01:02:27,657 --> 01:02:30,327 We have to rebuild the post which was destroyed in 25 1110 01:02:30,351 --> 01:02:32,693 and to trace the route from Elkena to Bouharan. 1111 01:02:33,019 --> 01:02:36,443 Although the country is calm, we we are too close to the mountains 1112 01:02:36,467 --> 01:02:38,601 so as not to take the usual protective measures. 1113 01:02:38,626 --> 01:02:40,460 Two groups will be on guard every night. 1114 01:02:40,555 --> 01:02:42,373 The sentinels will have the weapon loaded. 1115 01:02:42,398 --> 01:02:46,114 Remind your men of the ban to leave the camp after soup. 1116 01:02:46,146 --> 01:02:48,420 The legionnaires will sleep the weapon strapped to the wrist. 1117 01:02:48,445 --> 01:02:50,595 As soon as men will have finished eating, 1118 01:02:50,619 --> 01:02:52,955 you will gather the company for the salute to the colors. 1119 01:02:52,980 --> 01:02:53,980 Good, captain. 1120 01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:58,500 Take care! 1121 01:02:59,770 --> 01:03:02,403 Present weapons! 1122 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:05,275 Rest! 1123 01:04:25,409 --> 01:04:27,008 That’s pretty, hey! 1124 01:04:27,009 --> 01:04:28,238 Oh yes, then! 1125 01:04:28,528 --> 01:04:30,187 And then they sing well, eh? 1126 01:04:31,669 --> 01:04:33,488 This lighter doesn't work! 1127 01:04:35,009 --> 01:04:36,231 Say Turlon! 1128 01:04:37,856 --> 01:04:39,488 What do you have? 1129 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,774 You are hiding something from me. 1130 01:04:44,145 --> 01:04:45,545 Paris is pretty, you know? 1131 01:04:45,570 --> 01:04:46,930 Oh yes, it's pretty. 1132 01:04:47,010 --> 01:04:48,550 I've never been there. 1133 01:04:50,789 --> 01:04:52,447 Why are you telling me this? 1134 01:04:54,130 --> 01:04:55,674 You wouldn't understand. 1135 01:04:56,110 --> 01:04:57,741 It's because you're in trouble. 1136 01:04:57,910 --> 01:04:58,910 Trouble. 1137 01:04:59,797 --> 01:05:01,916 Listen, buddy. Life is beautiful. 1138 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,435 The stars. 1139 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,610 Good friends. 1140 01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,466 Come on, give me a cigarette. 1141 01:05:06,490 --> 01:05:07,978 That's a good idea. 1142 01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:09,504 It's always a good idea. 1143 01:05:09,829 --> 01:05:10,771 He only has one left. 1144 01:05:10,796 --> 01:05:12,196 It doesn't matter, we'll work it out. 1145 01:05:12,369 --> 01:05:13,572 Here, you, goat. 1146 01:05:13,597 --> 01:05:14,597 THANKS. 1147 01:05:14,670 --> 01:05:15,670 Thank you, Tirlon. 1148 01:05:16,309 --> 01:05:17,309 A little fire. 1149 01:05:17,530 --> 01:05:19,170 You don't want me Don't you smoke it either? 1150 01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:25,130 Not three? 1151 01:05:25,309 --> 01:05:27,665 Yes, yes, I don't I'm not superstitious. 1152 01:05:58,690 --> 01:06:01,153 -My captain, my captain. -What is it? 1153 01:06:01,178 --> 01:06:03,550 A message from the post of Boarane, my captain. 1154 01:06:09,150 --> 01:06:10,903 Okay, then, tell guard sergeant 1155 01:06:10,927 --> 01:06:12,888 to ring the rally and warn Boarane 1156 01:06:12,912 --> 01:06:14,980 that I will remember them in a quarter of an hour. 1157 01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:39,745 Present weapons! 1158 01:06:44,340 --> 01:06:45,340 Rest the weapons. 1159 01:06:45,519 --> 01:06:47,391 Put down your weapons! 1160 01:06:48,229 --> 01:06:49,229 Rest ! 1161 01:06:49,772 --> 01:06:52,041 Bouhara notifies me than a caravan leader 1162 01:06:52,065 --> 01:06:55,223 requested permission to put his animals sheltered by the walls of the post. 1163 01:06:55,376 --> 01:06:57,244 He claimed to fear the attack of a giche 1164 01:06:57,269 --> 01:06:59,209 who would be ambushed on the heights of Taunit. 1165 01:06:59,669 --> 01:07:01,909 I need 40 men to go for a little walk. 1166 01:07:02,330 --> 01:07:04,209 Leduc, still ready? 1167 01:07:04,210 --> 01:07:05,210 Captain. 1168 01:07:05,443 --> 01:07:08,439 You will take your section, be ready to leave in an hour. 1169 01:07:09,565 --> 01:07:10,685 Take care! 1170 01:07:48,944 --> 01:07:50,815 Come on, move forward, little head! 1171 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,107 Should smoke. My feet hurt! 1172 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:54,819 So boom, is it booming? 1173 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:56,740 What if it booms? It's booming! 1174 01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:12,538 The first group, as skirmishers! 1175 01:08:53,420 --> 01:08:54,751 Gathering. 1176 01:08:58,322 --> 01:08:59,685 Form a circle. 1177 01:09:04,853 --> 01:09:07,925 So. If there really is bandits in the region, 1178 01:09:07,957 --> 01:09:10,257 it's on these heights that they are found. 1179 01:09:11,220 --> 01:09:13,591 Our mission is to spot them 1180 01:09:13,615 --> 01:09:16,044 and to count them too exactly as possible. 1181 01:09:16,559 --> 01:09:18,923 You are for the most of the old fools. 1182 01:09:18,947 --> 01:09:20,892 You know the rules of the game. 1183 01:09:22,059 --> 01:09:24,810 So it's at the presaille that I am addressing. 1184 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,760 These bandits are cunning and cruel. 1185 01:09:27,784 --> 01:09:30,019 Their method usual is treachery. 1186 01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:32,312 Their tactics favorite, the ambush. 1187 01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:35,465 Their favorite weapon, the dagger. 1188 01:09:36,057 --> 01:09:38,939 Past masters in the art of scrolling and camouflage, 1189 01:09:38,963 --> 01:09:41,935 they are around you and on you without whether you saw or heard them coming. 1190 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,944 It's up to us to take precautions and to respond to ruse with ruse. 1191 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:49,428 Those who know me, know that I have more than one trick up my sleeve. 1192 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:52,865 We owned them more often than they got us. 1193 01:09:53,084 --> 01:09:55,484 It is not today that we'll let them do it. 1194 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:56,880 Corporal Ludwig? 1195 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:57,880 Here ! 1196 01:09:58,579 --> 01:09:59,579 So. 1197 01:10:00,339 --> 01:10:03,100 With your third group, you will provide protection service. 1198 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:05,799 Three men on my left flank 400 meters away. 1199 01:10:05,824 --> 01:10:07,538 As much on the right flank, 1200 01:10:07,562 --> 01:10:11,015 the recognition ensured by three men a quarter of an hour in advance. 1201 01:10:11,161 --> 01:10:13,492 Direction the ridge. 1202 01:10:14,339 --> 01:10:17,587 There you go, then the instructions, champillez at me at the first shot. 1203 01:10:18,051 --> 01:10:19,659 And hide, eh? 1204 01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:23,269 So. It is and a quarter... 1205 01:10:24,562 --> 01:10:26,518 At half, the patrols will leave. 1206 01:10:26,543 --> 01:10:27,403 Thank you, gentlemen. 1207 01:10:27,428 --> 01:10:28,644 Shall we go, guys? 1208 01:10:28,669 --> 01:10:30,284 -Yes, we could go there. -Here we go. 1209 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,309 Come on. 1210 01:10:31,850 --> 01:10:33,877 There we go, all three there. 1211 01:10:33,969 --> 01:10:35,445 So good! Loans in a quarter of an hour! 1212 01:10:35,469 --> 01:10:36,688 Come on, swarm! 1213 01:10:37,615 --> 01:10:39,441 Finally, we're going to laugh a little. 1214 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,120 -There is really danger, do you think? -Danger? 1215 01:10:42,121 --> 01:10:43,788 Well, you go see that, buddy. 1216 01:10:43,913 --> 01:10:46,640 -Oh my God ! -Come on, come on! 1217 01:10:46,836 --> 01:10:49,014 You see clearly that he wants to make you walk. 1218 01:10:49,039 --> 01:10:51,235 Yes, I see it clearly that he makes me walk there. 1219 01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:53,399 But I like to walk sitting rather than standing, you understand? 1220 01:10:53,424 --> 01:10:55,108 It's less tiring. 1221 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,699 Oh, Vander, what what are you doing there? 1222 01:10:56,700 --> 01:11:00,135 Well, you see, I'm serious my name on a cartridge. 1223 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,994 -That’s pretty, you know? -Yes. 1224 01:11:02,019 --> 01:11:03,740 It's a funny idea, but it's pretty, eh? 1225 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:04,939 You didn't do it, did you? 1226 01:11:04,940 --> 01:11:05,956 Me, no, I didn't do it. 1227 01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:07,996 Well, you're not a pat' Legionnaire's bullet. 1228 01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:11,112 You must have, in one of your pockets, a cartridge engraved with your name. 1229 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,880 And you reserve it for yourself in case of a hard blow. 1230 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:14,059 A hard blow? 1231 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:16,446 Look, you'll never get it the jave with tab, let's see. 1232 01:11:16,471 --> 01:11:17,675 Listen, I'll explain. 1233 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:20,117 In case you are wounded or prisoner. 1234 01:11:20,142 --> 01:11:22,896 Ah, me, I like being hurt or prisoner than being dead. 1235 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,585 Yes, but the little ones friends across the street, 1236 01:11:24,609 --> 01:11:26,596 they would rather see you dead rather than injured or imprisoned. 1237 01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:27,919 Oh yes ? So what? 1238 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,275 Well, then, it's better that you send you into the roses yourself. 1239 01:11:31,306 --> 01:11:33,030 It's quicker and then it's cleaner. 1240 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:33,855 Believe me. 1241 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,499 You know you have funny ideas, you? 1242 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:39,159 Yes, say, it's not more dangerous than making your will, you know? 1243 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:39,535 No. 1244 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,679 No, it's just one custom, eh? 1245 01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,756 Me, customs I hate them. 1246 01:11:44,322 --> 01:11:44,942 SO ? 1247 01:11:44,988 --> 01:11:46,226 You are ready for recognition? 1248 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,706 -Here, it's for us, buddy. Come on ! -Is it ours? 1249 01:11:47,731 --> 01:11:48,731 Yes yes. 1250 01:11:58,436 --> 01:11:59,895 I thought so, huh? 1251 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,056 There is no one in front. 1252 01:12:01,081 --> 01:12:02,695 Oh, you think, they moved. 1253 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,517 They were afraid of kill a good man. 1254 01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:07,940 Yes, if they're up there, it's now they're going to shoot. 1255 01:12:07,965 --> 01:12:10,795 Oh, good mother, but don't don't say things like that. 1256 01:12:10,820 --> 01:12:12,379 For what reason would they shoot? 1257 01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:14,775 Because we are just within reach 1258 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,078 A thousand little meters as the crow flies. 1259 01:12:18,886 --> 01:12:19,526 Hey ! 1260 01:12:20,126 --> 01:12:21,325 Violin! 1261 01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:23,439 You remember the instructions, eh? 1262 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:26,819 At the first shot of fire, we're hiding, eh? 1263 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:29,555 Say, at this distance, with the contrary wind, 1264 01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:31,259 we wouldn't hear no more firecracker 1265 01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:33,319 that the sigh of a mosquito, boom. 1266 01:12:33,363 --> 01:12:36,226 Remember that I, I have a keen ear, you know. 1267 01:12:37,763 --> 01:12:39,763 Oh ! Did you hear? 1268 01:12:40,710 --> 01:12:43,410 Oh ! Are you going to close your mouth...? 1269 01:12:46,129 --> 01:12:47,862 What are you doing there? 1270 01:12:48,155 --> 01:12:50,287 Don't you see that I picking strawberries? 1271 01:12:50,312 --> 01:12:53,111 Ah, the cows, they bother me put one in the thigh! 1272 01:12:53,136 --> 01:12:54,896 Lay down, Fernand, get on board! 1273 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,319 The bastards are here! 1274 01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,639 Come on, come, come to safety! 1275 01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,350 -Wait. -Come. 1276 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,659 Wait, wait, Fernand! 1277 01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:02,640 -Ah, the cows! -Hold on! 1278 01:13:04,346 --> 01:13:07,505 Oh, wait! Hide away, hide, Fernand! 1279 01:13:07,530 --> 01:13:08,859 Ah, the bastards! 1280 01:13:11,419 --> 01:13:13,649 Vander! Vander! 1281 01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:16,190 Lay down! Lay down! 1282 01:13:24,022 --> 01:13:26,201 Oh ! Vander! 1283 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,699 Vanderkleef? 1284 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,560 You're not going to die? 1285 01:13:35,929 --> 01:13:37,344 Die ? 1286 01:13:39,102 --> 01:13:42,467 Oh no, again? 1287 01:13:44,143 --> 01:13:46,985 You don't think that I will leave like that? 1288 01:13:47,175 --> 01:13:49,212 Without saying goodbye. 1289 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:53,639 Vanderkleef, you won't not leave us like that? 1290 01:13:55,188 --> 01:13:57,102 We'll take you back to camp. 1291 01:13:57,126 --> 01:14:00,494 And there you will be fine. 1292 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,134 Oh no, Fernand. 1293 01:14:11,078 --> 01:14:12,646 They killed him for me. 1294 01:14:13,531 --> 01:14:15,424 They killed him for me. 1295 01:14:16,122 --> 01:14:18,947 Bastards! Assassins! 1296 01:14:22,177 --> 01:14:23,498 Don't shoot, for God's sake! 1297 01:14:23,522 --> 01:14:26,044 They killed Vanderkleef! They killed Vanderkleef! 1298 01:14:26,069 --> 01:14:28,066 But I think so will not bring back! 1299 01:14:28,091 --> 01:14:29,243 Poor kid! 1300 01:14:29,267 --> 01:14:30,782 If you shoot, the friends-rappli 1301 01:14:30,812 --> 01:14:32,928 and they will be break your face! 1302 01:14:32,953 --> 01:14:35,753 So, here, put it back That's it, let's hide! 1303 01:14:38,630 --> 01:14:40,589 Poor me, poor us! 1304 01:14:40,590 --> 01:14:42,608 But what are you going to become?, you, with your leg? 1305 01:14:42,609 --> 01:14:45,288 Hey there, hey there! You are not going Don't complain, legionnaire, eh? 1306 01:14:45,289 --> 01:14:47,074 You follow the instructions! 1307 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:50,313 Come on, come on, you're going to us Get out of there, my little Fernand! 1308 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:56,351 Say, you're going to sneak out, and you are going to go and warn the adjutant! 1309 01:14:57,079 --> 01:14:59,818 Are you going to tell him that they follow the little stream! 1310 01:15:00,098 --> 01:15:02,455 And they go around the macaques opposite! 1311 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:06,299 And so it's like this that we're going to get them, the bastards. 1312 01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:09,219 Come on, go ahead, my Fernand! Go ahead! 1313 01:15:09,220 --> 01:15:11,920 It's okay, I'm going! 1314 01:15:12,659 --> 01:15:13,920 Go ahead, buddy! 1315 01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:17,760 Brave kid! 1316 01:15:29,049 --> 01:15:31,585 Oh, good mother, don't Don't take your eyes off me. 1317 01:15:44,535 --> 01:15:46,976 Let none come out, I won't be able to get away. 1318 01:15:56,249 --> 01:15:57,701 Online, online. 1319 01:16:12,125 --> 01:16:14,825 Stop! Stop! 1320 01:16:18,629 --> 01:16:20,069 Lay down! 1321 01:16:20,990 --> 01:16:22,170 Lay down! 1322 01:16:24,770 --> 01:16:26,429 They're going to get killed! 1323 01:16:26,430 --> 01:16:28,052 Lay down...! 1324 01:16:36,323 --> 01:16:38,557 It's the Marseillais who is affected. 1325 01:16:39,013 --> 01:16:40,013 I'm going there. 1326 01:16:40,038 --> 01:16:40,930 Eh ? 1327 01:16:43,350 --> 01:16:45,230 That's it, go ahead. Take your gun. 1328 01:16:50,051 --> 01:16:52,258 Machine gun, 700. 1329 01:16:52,283 --> 01:16:54,078 FM 7. 1330 01:16:57,250 --> 01:16:59,576 On the crest of face, fire at will. 1331 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:44,404 The cow, 1332 01:17:44,594 --> 01:17:47,228 I would say you are going to die like a fool to the end. 1333 01:18:36,789 --> 01:18:38,929 Charlin!, Charlin! 1334 01:18:40,539 --> 01:18:42,978 You are not going to me leave the peace, right? 1335 01:18:42,979 --> 01:18:45,584 Excuse me, I wanted to ask if you slept well. 1336 01:18:45,819 --> 01:18:47,820 And that's why that you wake me up? 1337 01:18:47,871 --> 01:18:50,006 Yes, but I didn't know not that you were sleeping. 1338 01:18:50,147 --> 01:18:51,340 This one. 1339 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,997 Remember, Charlin. Remember. 1340 01:18:55,279 --> 01:18:56,754 You saved my life. 1341 01:18:56,779 --> 01:18:58,245 But say, eh, 1342 01:18:58,439 --> 01:18:59,439 idiot! 1343 01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,478 Do you think it's you that I was looking for 1344 01:19:02,503 --> 01:19:04,031 under fire from these bastards? 1345 01:19:04,056 --> 01:19:05,775 If it's not me, then, 1346 01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,048 who is this? 1347 01:19:07,108 --> 01:19:10,238 A soldier that I have snatched from death. 1348 01:19:10,239 --> 01:19:11,694 The bitch! 1349 01:19:12,797 --> 01:19:15,759 She shouldn't imagine I'm afraid of her, huh? 1350 01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:17,259 Oh no, you're not afraid. 1351 01:19:17,284 --> 01:19:18,695 Lucky for me. 1352 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,330 Because if you were a coward, 1353 01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:23,714 right now it's a corpse that would speak to you. 1354 01:19:23,739 --> 01:19:25,478 Hello, little guys! 1355 01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:26,765 Hey, kids! 1356 01:19:27,019 --> 01:19:28,487 I'm from the office. 1357 01:19:28,512 --> 01:19:30,768 It seems that the colon who comes to insert five 1358 01:19:30,793 --> 01:19:33,196 and fuck you an end ribbon to Charlin and you. 1359 01:19:33,239 --> 01:19:35,379 Kif-kif, there, your grown-ups agricultural competitions! 1360 01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:36,079 The colon? 1361 01:19:36,079 --> 01:19:37,275 It's like I told you. 1362 01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:39,816 This is why we have changed the sheets this morning. 1363 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:45,737 Said Turlot, who is what brought me these flowers? 1364 01:19:45,762 --> 01:19:47,227 It's me. 1365 01:19:47,918 --> 01:19:51,573 Yes, I picked them at Vander's grave, 1366 01:19:51,597 --> 01:19:55,057 so that there is a little of him between the two of us. 1367 01:19:55,292 --> 01:19:56,518 Do you understand? 1368 01:19:58,611 --> 01:20:02,950 Hey, if you could see where he rests, poor kid, you would be happy. 1369 01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:06,022 Ah, we really liked that one. 1370 01:20:06,047 --> 01:20:08,065 Then, always ready to dedicate oneself, eh. 1371 01:20:08,090 --> 01:20:09,690 Well, friends, they wanted him to sleep 1372 01:20:09,714 --> 01:20:12,027 in the middle of perfumes and flowers. 1373 01:20:12,908 --> 01:20:15,247 His grave is covered with it. 1374 01:20:15,272 --> 01:20:16,593 It's very simple. 1375 01:20:17,423 --> 01:20:18,683 Covered. 1376 01:20:20,819 --> 01:20:21,928 Say, there is... 1377 01:20:21,952 --> 01:20:24,169 there is the doctor who said like that that in eight days you could get up 1378 01:20:24,193 --> 01:20:25,955 and then, in fifteen days you would come home like a rabbit. 1379 01:20:25,987 --> 01:20:27,388 Then me too he said. 1380 01:20:27,412 --> 01:20:30,187 So say, we are good for six months of recovery in Bel Abbès. 1381 01:20:31,159 --> 01:20:31,900 Do you think so? 1382 01:20:31,901 --> 01:20:32,973 But yes, old man, official. 1383 01:20:32,997 --> 01:20:35,461 Telegraph to Maryse for let her reserve our table for us. 1384 01:20:35,486 --> 01:20:36,554 She wrote to me. 1385 01:20:36,579 --> 01:20:37,579 Paint the oils! 1386 01:20:37,604 --> 01:20:38,537 Moran! 1387 01:20:38,879 --> 01:20:39,879 Quickly ! 1388 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:48,556 Here is the legionnaire Durand, my colonel. 1389 01:20:49,039 --> 01:20:51,004 Ah, he gave us a hard time. 1390 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,894 Finally, he is back on his feet. 1391 01:20:53,119 --> 01:20:54,514 I congratulate you. 1392 01:20:54,539 --> 01:20:56,560 And you too, doctor. 1393 01:20:56,979 --> 01:21:01,279 So you are the Legionnaire Durand-Pierre. 1394 01:21:01,304 --> 01:21:06,392 Registration number 93-07, born in Lille on July 11, 1902. 1395 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,014 Uh, yes, yes, Colonel, yes. 1396 01:21:10,039 --> 01:21:13,968 Let's see, first of all, I have to thank you to have, through your heroic conduct, 1397 01:21:13,993 --> 01:21:16,041 spared the life of 40 of my men. 1398 01:21:16,546 --> 01:21:17,660 You are a brave man. 1399 01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:19,686 And I know about it. 1400 01:21:19,899 --> 01:21:21,259 There is no what, my colonel? 1401 01:21:21,638 --> 01:21:23,732 This done, I would ask a question. 1402 01:21:23,757 --> 01:21:25,036 But to your service, Colonel. 1403 01:21:25,060 --> 01:21:26,562 Do you want to tell me why, the devil, sir, 1404 01:21:26,586 --> 01:21:28,519 you entered the ranks of the Foreign Legion 1405 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,318 under the cover of a false civil status? 1406 01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:31,151 But I... Sorry. 1407 01:21:31,176 --> 01:21:34,335 Would you be so kind as to explain to me why, questioned by your captain, 1408 01:21:34,359 --> 01:21:36,858 you swore that your commitment was perfectly regular? 1409 01:21:36,859 --> 01:21:37,912 That is to say, here it is... 1410 01:21:37,937 --> 01:21:40,454 You can congratulate yourself, sir, to have an admirable wife. 1411 01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,048 A tenacious and courageous woman, 1412 01:21:42,072 --> 01:21:44,000 who moved earth and sky to find your trace. 1413 01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:44,807 Oh dear. 1414 01:21:44,832 --> 01:21:47,349 A woman who succeeded in get real Durand 1415 01:21:47,373 --> 01:21:49,347 a confession which is in your file. 1416 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:51,772 And this file was sent to me by the Minister of War, 1417 01:21:51,797 --> 01:21:54,877 with orders to send you back to your homes by the quickest routes. 1418 01:21:54,996 --> 01:21:57,414 You are not going to tell me that we will I be kicked out of the Legion? 1419 01:21:57,439 --> 01:21:59,395 Resend? No, sir. 1420 01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:01,676 We can't dismissed from the Legion, 1421 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:03,740 since you don't have ever been part of. 1422 01:22:03,765 --> 01:22:06,781 For five months you have took a place that wasn't yours. 1423 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,852 It must be returned to the one who it belongs to. 1424 01:22:08,877 --> 01:22:10,226 Give back the place? 1425 01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:12,578 But it's not possible. But What will become of me then? 1426 01:22:12,579 --> 01:22:13,579 Are you going to become free? 1427 01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:16,238 Free? Free to return with my wife? 1428 01:22:16,239 --> 01:22:19,920 And to sign a beautiful and solid commitment to the Legion, if that makes you happy? 1429 01:22:20,466 --> 01:22:21,466 It's not possible. 1430 01:22:21,998 --> 01:22:24,385 You, then, are a father, you know. 1431 01:22:24,660 --> 01:22:25,433 Excuse. 1432 01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:29,312 Let's see, let's proceed at our little ceremony. 1433 01:22:31,682 --> 01:22:33,280 Fernand Espitalian, 1434 01:22:33,305 --> 01:22:34,624 on behalf of the President of the Republic, 1435 01:22:34,649 --> 01:22:36,753 under the powers which are bestowed upon me, 1436 01:22:36,789 --> 01:22:38,629 I knight you of the Legion of Honor. 1437 01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,239 Oh, Good Mother! 1438 01:23:01,605 --> 01:23:02,630 Tut! 1439 01:23:02,631 --> 01:23:03,868 My dear ! 1440 01:23:03,869 --> 01:23:06,025 Wait for me here, I have some for a quarter of an hour. 1441 01:23:06,050 --> 01:23:07,050 Good, my darling. 1442 01:23:14,349 --> 01:23:15,769 A well-packed pastis. 1443 01:23:15,794 --> 01:23:16,794 Oh yes. 1444 01:23:17,402 --> 01:23:18,602 Oh ! 1445 01:23:20,585 --> 01:23:21,997 A legionnaire. 1446 01:23:22,759 --> 01:23:24,047 Long live the Legion! 1447 01:23:24,779 --> 01:23:25,379 The legion? 1448 01:23:25,799 --> 01:23:27,258 Are you a legionnaire? 1449 01:23:27,259 --> 01:23:28,677 Yes, I am a legionnaire. 1450 01:23:28,702 --> 01:23:31,674 Durand, Thaonit, the action declares. 1451 01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:32,894 It's me ! 1452 01:23:32,919 --> 01:23:34,499 Ah, so what? 1453 01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:35,638 Are you giving up on the Legion? 1454 01:23:35,639 --> 01:23:36,894 You are crazy. 1455 01:23:36,919 --> 01:23:39,390 Time to settle a small family affair. 1456 01:23:39,878 --> 01:23:41,198 And I'm going back. 1457 01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:44,532 Me ? Me, abandon the Legion? 1458 01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:47,799 Good Mother.